dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
- #NO QUESTIONS
- #NO HEY WHAT’S YOUR NAME LADY
- #NADA JUST GET THE HELL INSIDE
- #DID YOU GET YOUR DUMB ASSES FOLLOWED? NO?
- #GOOD NOW WHERE’S THE PANCAKE BATTER
- #SAM WILSON IS THE GREATEST HERO (stuffimgoingtohellfor)
#SHOWERS TO THE LEFT BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT#STEVE SHOW YOUR FRIEND WHERE IT IS#PS YOUR CAR WAS NICE#I HOPE YOU STILL HAVE THAT CAR SOMEWHERE#IT WAS A NICE CAR#HAIR STRAIGHTENER’S UNDER THE SINK#WASHCLOTH’S HANGING BEHIND THE DOOR#USE THE LAVENDER SOAP ITS MY FAVORITE MAKES ME SMELL LIKE A NEW MAN#AND I’M THINKING YOU COULD USE THAT RIGHT NOW (bluandorange)
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
this is funny
like really, really funny
You sly bugger. That took me a while.
I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.